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JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




JAPAN - gets shit done.


TAGS: japan earthquake okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.82/5

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Altrunchen - September 25, 2013, 8:56 am
Dayum...O-e
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:04 am
It all gets spent? That's what SHE said!
Cloudchaser - March 30, 2011, 9:34 am
I hear it's because many of their major highways are toll roads and they're not allowed to carry any surplus from one year to the next so it all gets spent


MARINES - take the most expensive taxi in the world: the United States Navy.


TAGS: navy marine marines transport okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.68/5

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gargos1979 - November 12, 2011, 11:57 am
why do marines have there names sewed on the b*** pocket? So the navy knowss who there screwing
50cal - October 22, 2010, 2:29 pm
More like the marines are the Navy's private army.... yeah that right all your funding is left over from them... MARINE= Muscle Are Required Intelligence Not Essential
Timmah - June 23, 2010, 12:37 am
You know why the navy keeps marines on their boats? Because sheep would be too obvious. Let the hating me begin!


SAMMICHES - BARBIES REVENGE -




all lives matter -




WHERE WE'RE GOING - we don't need roads.


TAGS: film movies okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 4.1/5

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okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
i mean, if it was a repeat, it should have been rejected by the moderator. not my fault.
okami - March 23, 2011, 7:35 am
sorry 'bout that, but i wasn't around when the other two made their appearance. i guess great minds think alike.
Anonymous2 - March 22, 2011, 6:03 pm
And now the 3rd motifake to use that line from BTTF2 and that image makes its appearance. Original is 81425.


THE CHEMIST FUN -


TAGS: march calendar 2010 chemistry the ferrous wheel iron will vitamin b b12 b2 b6 red matter clits
Rating: 4.63/5

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thatonechick - March 31, 2010, 10:29 am
I like the tags... xD Oh, and 5L


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


BEFORE YOU - ask someone why they hate you, ask yourself why you even care.


TAGS: doesn t matter hate you
Rating: 4.72/5

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Zetmonk - July 16, 2012, 5:32 am
The pic does add a lovely "don't care", well done!
falloutghoul - July 15, 2012, 1:57 pm
Hater5 Gonna Hate.


STRESS - It's hereditary, you get it from your kids !!


TAGS: stress it s hereditary you get it from your kids matt
Rating: 4.06/5

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Derek - January 10, 2010, 12:36 am
What's the cartoon strip called?


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




NO MATTER WHAT - Your pet will never be as awesome as A MINIATURE GIANT SPACE HAMSTER!


TAGS: no matter what baldur s gate ii minsc boo miniature giant space hamster
Rating: 3.19/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 6:47 pm
Ahhh. That's better. Nuff fluffing around. What's the next bet and who has the avatar for the losers?
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
Gahhhhh puns.......... Bioware is my god. My nerd god that is, and they're just three hours away from me.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:35 pm
That's ok Jake. I'll be back...
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:31 pm
El MO! HAhahahahahahahaahahaha ha ha..........um no.
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:27 pm
Wait! Is it the Rock? Do you smelllll la la laaaaa what the MO's cookin! EL MO? Nothing... sheesh.
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 6:26 pm
@ Random: It was awesome, but like one step up from table top roll playing, and I try to distance myself from my past...*sobs*
MO - March 8, 2010, 6:23 pm
Capt Piccard was my guess.
GreyScorpion - March 8, 2010, 6:22 pm
I thought that pic was was LL Cool J
MrRandom - March 8, 2010, 6:11 pm
Because Baldurs Gate was awesome?
R.S.Jake - March 8, 2010, 4:15 pm
"Go for the eye Booo!! Go for the eyes!!!" [/geek] Oh god, why do I admit to knowing about these things?


IT'S NOT OVER YET, KIDS - We still have another 2,000 years of this to go. After all, Nostradamus' last prophecy is after 4000 A.D.




WHEN SIZE DOESN'T MATTER... - ...money and power surely does


TAGS: size doesn t matter
Rating: 3.69/5

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radioactive13 - February 22, 2010, 9:38 pm
You're right Ychos.
Ychos - February 22, 2010, 6:40 pm
Brunetta demmerda


SUNDAY SCHOOL - Hey. . .shouldn't they be riding dinosaurs?


TAGS: church okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 3.47/5

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Peso - August 4, 2011, 7:13 am
yes we do, its the timeline thats arguable
Alixian - August 1, 2011, 2:56 am
Christians don't believe in dinosaurs
the1stCOMMI3 - July 31, 2011, 12:56 pm
after that rocket blows there'll be plenty of radioactive dino's they could ride
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 11:09 am
Yeah, raptor5 if I'm not mistaken


BEING - To the world you're just one person, but to one person you're the world.


TAGS: remember that you matter
Rating: 4.14/5

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Sean - April 5, 2010, 8:46 pm
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Even his ***eworm is just not that into him. (Yes I admit it. I logged in just for that. Good night.)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:08 pm
What? *sniff....waaaaaaa, why don't you love me Norman?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 12:06 pm
But my point is that we both know that even he has other, outside, interests.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 12:03 pm
My ***eworm loves me....I'm making him Chili.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:59 am
Hell, some people aren't even the whole world to the ***eworm they picked up while away on holidays.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:57 am
If not, then Wiceman must be giving us the stalker's point of view.
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
that fat broad knocked up or something?
Sean - April 5, 2010, 11:55 am
This is exactly the kind of pretentious crap that all of my pretentious crap is designed to parody. And now Moooooooooooo may stop spitting on the elderly ... leaving me out there all alone to do what must be done. And I don't even get this one. Is ...
DreMagnum - April 5, 2010, 10:48 am
NO, THIS IS NOT OK. If this was motivate.com, i would love this, but its not, now i feel all important and ****. GOD d*** YOU WICEMAN
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 5, 2010, 8:37 am
This is the opposite of "demotivational"...I may not even spit at the elderly today....WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!


I'M GONNA FIND YOU - I'm gonna getcha getcha getcha getcha




ABE FROMAN - The Sausage King of Chicago.




MEAN PEOPLE - We live life to the fullest




HELP ME, OBI-WAN - You're my only Pope.


TAGS: religion pope star wars jedi mattakunobaka okami
Rating: 3.68/5

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Onegin - July 31, 2015, 8:10 am
Very good.


ANGER - Homey don't play dat.




The Bait -




AGEING -


TAGS: hurt work doesnt matter mariand
Rating: 4.63/5

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GaryO - June 16, 2012, 8:37 am
Well, now I know…..five numb thumbs
Greeny - June 15, 2012, 11:00 pm
and gravity, don't forget gravity...


HOSANNAH HEYSANNAH - Sannah Sannah Hosannah Heysannah Hosannah Hey JC JC's got a raptor for a steed Sannah Hosannah Hey Superstar


TAGS: jesus raptor okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 1.88/5

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Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 8:58 pm

....ummmm....wtf?


TAKING A DIRT NAP -


TAGS: if your mattress is over 8 quit b****ing and be glad it aint a dirt mound
Rating: 4.39/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:50 pm
I suppose that will have to do.
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 3:42 pm
Well we got Timmies who play with their hoses all day and ten we got MO who swim with the fishes or does what ever the coast guard does. Do those count?
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 3:40 pm
Now we just need a Fireman and a waterman!
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:41 pm
Dirtman for the win!
Airman - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
I had a dirt nap at Cheyenne Frontier Days.. but that was self induced.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:39 pm
Whenever I lose perspective I just go through Haarakkon's posters for a de-motivational refresher. This reminds me of his work. Keep it up.
Cubbybear - June 22, 2010, 2:36 pm
I call it roughin' it. 5/5
Faceplant31 - June 22, 2010, 2:33 pm
Thanks buddy. I like going for the slap in the face feeling rather than the ROR! Thanks again.
TheTrashHeap - June 22, 2010, 2:14 pm
I love it! It's a true de-motivational poster. Exactly what this site needs more of. 5L


THE JONAS BROTHERS - circa 2025


TAGS: music jonas brothers okami mattakunobaka
Rating: 4.17/5

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tellitlikeitis - April 15, 2011, 7:59 am
Funny one... Time can be so cruel. 5 l's.


IMAGE ON A CLOTHES IRON - She claims it's Jesus. I think it's the Predator. Choose wisely: your life (and soul) are at stake.


TAGS: jesus predator okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.3/5

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okami - March 30, 2011, 8:43 pm
a lot of people have said that. . .i saw the 'hair' as the Predator's dreadlocks and some of the facial features as the expanding mouth. . .first thing i saw.
Dimytri - March 6, 2011, 11:12 am
Looks like the Mona Lisa to me.


marriage advice #17 -


TAGS: blackmail size matters
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - May 5, 2015, 4:16 am
ROTFL!!! That'd work on most guys! 5 LOL lions!


USEFUL SIGNS - If You're At The Front Door: The Back Door Is Around The Front!




CHOICES - Sometimes they're easy to make. All you need is that last little nudge.


TAGS: choices okami mattakunobaka mattukenobaka
Rating: 3.56/5

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5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 5:43 am
5L and added to my favs


EXTINCTION THEORIES - Based upon biological, physical, chemical and astronomical evidence. All totally mistaken. It's always been time-travelling ninjas.




One... One bite on her neck... Two -




Two Whales -




THE LAVA PEOPLE - They walk among us.




SUNSET OF LIFE -


TAGS: some people no matter how old they get never lose their beauty they merely move it from their faces into their hearts
Rating: 4.53/5

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Sean - May 23, 2010, 12:47 am
Hilarious. I love it. Almost as good as: "When you walked into my life, you left your footprints on my heart." *pauses as dry heaves run their course*


BACK PAIN -


TAGS: back pain police sale mattress
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:56 pm
LMAO! It's not a party without it!
rerun - June 12, 2010, 4:51 pm

and a slight hint of KY Warming lube (cherry/vanilla if you really want to know)
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 4:49 pm
I bet it smells like sweat, latex and Exclamation perfume.


HEY, MOM! - Look what I found! Can I keep her?




FOR THE LAST TIME -


TAGS: raising kids is always tough no matter who you think you are
Rating: 3.68/5

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Fatt Matt - December 10, 2009, 12:57 pm
I love it! 5 martyrs for mr. bone
BoneCD - December 9, 2009, 11:16 pm
Actually Claire I believe it is either Mosses or St. Pete...but I gave up on religion long ago
Claire - December 9, 2009, 10:15 pm
This is funny, but I thought it was Adam in that painting?


PETER FALK - 1927-2011 Goodbye, Colombo. . .




DARK MATTER - They say it is there but we just cannot see it. Suuure...




F-BOMBS - Don't Drop Them The Mods Are Paying Attention Yes Fatt Matt, I See You


TAGS: f bombs fatt matt tribute
Rating: 4.44/5

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rerun - May 11, 2010, 7:56 pm

I guess I have arrived, I just found this image/fake on another site.
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 12:08 pm
Oops... it slipped. Please don't swing that hammer like that Rerun...
Fatt Matt - April 21, 2010, 12:07 pm
five fabulous frenzied f***s
Faceplant31 - April 20, 2010, 9:31 pm
5 Facken F Bombs!


YEAH IT'S A UTILITY BELT - Utility Belts are Cool.




GIFTS -


TAGS: gift does matter mariand
Rating: 4.24/5

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Greeny - March 11, 2012, 5:29 am
English is not everyone's first language; the gist is still there
EmilioDumphque - March 10, 2012, 7:05 pm
What the hell kinda syntax is that??


FATT MATT -




HAPPY B-DAY CANADA - (The Motifaker, Not the Country) If you celebrate correctly, Tomorrow You'll feel like you went over this.


TAGS: no matter how drunk you get dont get in the barrel
Rating: 4.05/5

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CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:22 pm
thanks guys, thanks moo+
CANADA - April 29, 2010, 10:21 pm
I was definitely drunk enough to try the barrel ride friday and saterday night! 5L
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:47 am
Happy Belated B-Day Canada!
spacedog - April 25, 2010, 5:26 pm
Have a good one CANADA.
GreyScorpion - April 25, 2010, 11:59 am
Happy Birthday CANADA, most likely be Monday when you read this :) 5L
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:16 am
LMAO! Thought I was wanking to his woman... man, can he pull off pretty!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 25, 2010, 5:15 am
And an even better woman!!...see you on tr*** night!
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 5:13 am
Happy birthday to a good man!


DEATH - "I never wanted to see anybody die, but there are a few obituary notices I have read with pleasure." - Clarence Darrow




Warning -




FATT MATT -


TAGS: i love you matt you deserve this in the best of ways
Rating: 3.88/5

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Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 11:07 am
hey, they said it was a party line. I brought some chips........... and ate them all.
GreyScorpion - February 24, 2010, 8:11 pm
you learn fast Skatastic. 5L


NINJA MATT - the transformation to killing machine is complete


TAGS: fatt matt
Rating: 3.69/5

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MATT SLOWED DOWN AT THE END - but he had enough of a lead to win his 4th straight title


TAGS: fattmatt number 1
Rating: 3.67/5

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Who Cares? - May 4, 2010, 4:43 pm
Something familiar about that guy....is he one of the Baldwin brothers?


SILVER SPRINGS - "I'll follow you down till the sound of my voice will haunt you." "You'll never get away from the sound of the woman who loves you." (Hmmm. . .I feel a 'Fatal Attraction' moment coming. . .)




WHAT MATTERS -


TAGS: what matters sean has a super magicial wand
Rating: 3/5

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aesop's folly - October 28, 2009, 8:17 pm
petrificus totalus
MO - August 16, 2009, 7:14 pm
Accio b***ons!!


FATT MATT - Read The Book.., Seen The Movie... now get the 'T-SHIRT'...!!




TAXES -


TAGS: hey you won life s lottery hard work does not matter it is not your money but theres they just let you hold it for a while
Rating: 2.95/5

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BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 7:53 am
I hear ya Derek...the wife is already b****ing that the maid can't handle the 3200 sq ft I have now. When she gets that way I usually head out to the 4 car garage and polish one of my cars.
MO - September 22, 2009, 7:21 pm
I dare say old chap! Do tell? So riveting. I know you can read me timmy/deeerk.
Derek - September 22, 2009, 7:09 pm
Taxes buy us civilisation. Without them the world moves inexorably towards mansions and favelas. Chances are almost certain, you and I won't be in mansions.


SIZE -




CIGARETTES - When I was a kid, they said cigarettes would stunt my growth. So I didn't. Been smoking cigars over 50 years now.




EPIC FAILURE - When regular failure just isn't enough




QUAIL - It's an orgasmic dining experience!


TAGS: matty b 803
Rating: 2.43/5

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"DEMEROL" - Even incognito you think your'e being followed....




FAILED - It's exactly like that


TAGS: matt9942
Rating: 2.18/5

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TheBritishGuy - June 21, 2009, 8:59 am
FAIL: Just because it's in your head doesn't mean it isn't real.
seven - September 7, 2008, 2:29 am
FAIL: love is nothing but a figment of your imagination.


DOOR MAT - What he should be.


TAGS: mat matt doormat doormatt door
Rating: 2/5

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captcoke - September 14, 2008, 10:47 am
...please...do us all a favor and go play in traffic...


MR. PEANUT - You're jealous you didn't get to touch him.


TAGS: penut picture matthew
Rating: 1.8/5

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peanut toucher - May 26, 2008, 10:13 pm
touch him every day


THIS MOVIE... - IS FUNNIER THAN YOU'LL EVER BE!


TAGS: mo fatt matt logicdude agdaniele buzzbomb canada sean mooooooooooooooooooo thetrashheap
Rating: 1.68/5

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MustyK - January 25, 2010, 11:38 pm
Motifake - isn't it supposed to be all about Love & Respect of others ??
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:37 pm
I'll be here all week folks...I've got a million of'em! Take my wife...please!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:36 pm
Ohhh..... That was cheap. :)
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:35 pm
Maybe because raisins don't cause them to crap themselves over there?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:34 pm
I was just on Naughtyfake, and I see that Danny is a regular there... I'm sad that he abandoned Motifake... How could he??
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:30 pm
Alrighty then, I wanna be....oh, lemme see.....Batman!!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:26 pm
English is his first language..? Wow.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
I know what you're saying. But for one thing he said English WAS his first language (but that he was getting it mixed up with other ones), & for another thing he needs to read previous comments to know what he's talking about.
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:23 pm
Holy ****. Is THAT where he is? ...DAMMIT.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 11:22 pm
Sorry MO - Culos has the Indy J title already...of course since he now lives full-time on Naughtyfake...maybe it IS up for grabs?
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:20 pm
I don't think English is his first language. At least he's not commenting on every poster he comes across now.
Nik - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
Yeah...I'm gonna have to take the bait on this one. WTF are you talking about Woody? Seriously...?!
Arrogant Knight - August 8, 2009, 11:17 pm
You're doing much better with your comments, Woody.
Woodywood03a - August 8, 2009, 11:12 pm
I saw it and it is dumb as hell man. I wonder if I see better shows in a snail moveing. Yeah, I can watch paint drying and it can't be much bad then this **** here.
MO - August 8, 2009, 11:09 pm
The hun I'm talking aboot is afoot. Just watching........the bait may be too much to resist....woody just popped in. Oh boy....looks like feeding time....
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:02 pm
Oh, *those* Huns. Yeah, 'bout that...
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 11:01 pm
Huns? Pah. Late-comers to the pillaging scene. So 1300s.
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:59 pm
All I know is, I wanna be Indiana Jones! So I can whup a**!!!
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
Hun? Let'er rip!
Haarakkon - August 8, 2009, 10:55 pm
It's the internet, kinda hard to take it *too* seriously. But there's an edge here I've not felt before. Shell-shock? We're ready to shoot first regardless of IFF? Hmmm.
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 10:50 pm
well what? I am getting used to people hating on this community
MO - August 8, 2009, 10:10 pm
well?
TheTrashHeap - August 8, 2009, 9:52 pm
Only morons post anonymous posters.
agdaniele - August 8, 2009, 7:37 pm
This is like getting the Turtle Wax prize on Price Is Right!
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:12 pm
that makes me a Non-FunnyBone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
none=bone
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 5:10 pm
It probably is little Mikey, I guess his feelings are still hurt. You're funny none...heh,heh funnybone.......
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:07 pm
Let me clarify my last.....NOT the only ones....just the most vocal I guess. I'm off for that BFCN! Later taders....
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:06 pm
Wait that means I'm not funny...
BoneCD - August 8, 2009, 5:03 pm
I'm loved...he likes me! My name was left out. Kisses Mr. Anonymous *gotta get out of my beach outfit and put some man clothes back on*
MO - August 8, 2009, 5:00 pm
That's funny cause most of the peeps on here are just about the only ones who have the funny. This guy probably got his a** hat put on backwards by one of youz and couldn't take it.
LogicDude - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
Wow. Even more of a punk b**** than a Timmy.
MO - August 8, 2009, 4:55 pm
I'm gonna have to go with....pisshead...whatchoo think Mooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:41 pm
At least have the balls to post this with your name on it you anonymous loser.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 8, 2009, 4:40 pm
WTF? no lions.


THEY SEE ME GROWIN' - They hatin' Patrollin' They tryin' ta catch me ridin' dirty




Better things -


TAGS: it meant the world to hold a bruising faith but now its just a matter of grace
Rating: 5/5

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JesusWept - July 23, 2016, 1:26 pm
Niiice!!


King Size -




PRISON -




To Great Lengths -


TAGS: size matters condoms small medium liar
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 10:40 pm
You're safe rerun I think I've pretty much run out of steam.
rerun - February 8, 2016, 7:58 pm

I'm just gonna stay silent on this
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 6:35 pm
3 tries to get water on that burn? Dammit I'm really that good...teehee
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 5:53 pm

Magnum...you forgot magnum...
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 4:05 pm

Pardon me, I need to apply water directly to the burn.
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 1:20 pm
Aw Silvie...your were the inspiration for it!
Silverheart - February 8, 2016, 1:08 pm

Every read a poster and really, really wish you'd come up with it? This is one of tho5e. Love it!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:37 pm
Sure yuk it up lg but how do you know of which you ****le..er..cackle?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
So...your a fibber not a ribber?
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:36 pm
Wee wee pzyk!
MissPriss - February 8, 2016, 12:35 pm
Well you're the exception to the rule Mr. Gary. You need a d*** sock cuz a condom aint gonna go all the way to your knees my friend. Actually, scrotums don't count so I guess your ok.
GaryO - February 8, 2016, 7:47 am
50 Ls....because I can
pzykosiz - February 8, 2016, 5:21 am
Liar's french for huge right?
concern3 - February 8, 2016, 5:00 am
“Liar's such a strong word. I prefer to think of it as me omitting some of the details" but a 5er
lgvernon - February 8, 2016, 2:54 am

LOLOLOL! Size 5x


Shirt -




Seriously? -


TAGS: matt taylor comet probe science
Rating: 4.75/5

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Thedge - November 21, 2014, 6:04 pm
For shirt negotiation, please contact, Thedge.com. 10% fee required upon closed deal.
GaryO - November 21, 2014, 8:51 am
Uh, I have that shirt
JesusWept - November 21, 2014, 8:33 am
I want that shirt!!
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 4:09 pm
Nope, but we designed guidance system, right after we moved to Denver.
GaryO - November 20, 2014, 3:12 pm
Thedgy, if I didn’t already know that comment was misplaced, I’d be inclined to think you manned the probe. ELing my arse off.
Thedge - November 20, 2014, 7:51 am
Wells Fargo & the railroads really did harm to many during that time period. War didn't help attitudes much, either. He wasn't the only guy that got tired of being done wrong and decided to cure some of the world's problems. 5L


I don't have bad days.. -


TAGS: matthew
Rating: 4.75/5

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You laugh... -


TAGS: size doesnt matter me***hors laugh pencils style
Rating: 4.7/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:52 am
So long as you don't come with a "power-antenna"... all is good.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 11:51 am
"C'mon, baby... Flick my Bic!"
MissPriss - January 30, 2016, 6:19 pm
too much information rerun...teehee.
rerun - January 29, 2016, 7:54 pm

I write in shorthand


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